The Fai's Guide to Smooth Talk People

[Fai adalah penanggung jawab unit teater 2012. Mohon yang di bawah ini diaplikasikan dengan baik XD]

1. Kalau mau orang setuju, akhiri pertanyaan dengan "ya".
Contoh: "Lo mau jadi yang ngurus make-up, ya?"

2. Kalau mau tegas, akhiri pertanyaan dengan "gak".
Contoh: "Masih mau ikut STEMA gak? Kalau masih, besok dateng jam empat sore di KBL."

3. Kalau maksa orang jangan pake keduanya.
Contoh kejadian (by phone):
"Aya, lo jadi sutradara"
...
"Lah, salah sendiri lo gak dateng. Job laen udah penuh sama orang di sini."
*bunyi ribut protes*
"Coba kalau lo dateng, pasti hasilnya gak jadi gini."
*krusuk-krusuk*
"Oh ada kok, lagi ke WC" <--padahal orang yang ditanyaain gak dateng
"Iya, lo kalau mau tukeran, tanya aja orangnya."
..."Gue jadi pimprod. Mau tukeran?"
...
*senyum penuh arti* "Eh ini bukan kejahatan gue, ini kejahatan kelompok."
(ini yang dateng rapat melotot semua)
"Ah... kok jawabnya cuma satu kata, bosen kan bilang jahat doang?"
*!!!*
"Oh, jadi nambah satu kata... kejam."
...
"Iya... Ya... Siaaap"
...*tutup telepon*
"Noh kan dia bilang "Iya deh". Cuma jual mahal, apa tadi gue bilang, udah hapal."

(Kejadian bonus)
"Van, sekarang tinggal lo yang milih: Danus, lighting atau tata panggung?"
"Gue mau jadi bendahara aja deh."
"Gak ada bendahara, adanya danus." <--orang-orang kayaknya udah alergi sama kata ini
"Gak mau! Itu jadi urusannya si Abdi aja."
"Ya, jadi bendahara kan ngebantuin Abdi juga"
*dapet telepon dari Aya*
"Halo?"
...
"Oh iya, ntar ada pengarahan dulu kok. Eh lo butuh pembantu gak?"
..."Di samping gue? Ini ada si Ivan."
(Ivan bermuka masam)
"Emmm... dia masih nganggur nih."
...
"Ok, sip"
*putus telepon*
"Van, ntar kalau Aya minta pendapat dibantu ya..."

(beberapa saat kemudian Fai dapet BBM)
'Fai, gue jadi bendahara bisa gak?'
"Gak ada bendahara, adanya da--"
*backspace*
"adanya keuangan."

Back to Square One

You see, I still have a soft spot for animated, kiddies-stuff... Thought I got rid of it 2 years ago, but noooo... it all came back to me and slapped my face harder than you think. Guess it is what make myself me, huh? Cannot be disposed nor replaced by random trend of the year.

*snicker* Dreamworks' Jack Frost reminded me of Danny Phantom so much 

(and thus the paragraph above is written ala Fenton's retelling).

 

Never seen him before? Well, he is from a movie that hasn't come out yet, Rise of the Guardians. The first screen is on November 21st, but actually, he has been around since 2009... kicking as witty character in comic strips and design notes. Wonder if he turned out emo on screen... his misery will be fun to watch, people! *thrown out of chair*

Jump to other topic~

I started watching Green Lantern yesterday... 

It makes me curious about 3D animation and Computer Graphic.

This show's given lot of thoughts, don't judge before you watch it. It's awesome! (Here's a bit about 3D boarding. I suggest you to right click --> new tab to see pictures.)

At a Loss for Words

Today, when I was chilling in breezeway of Salman, someone approached my legs and pulled it. Eh... turned out she is my since-elementary friend. Guess bizarre greeting is kinda normal for us, so I ignored the fact that I was dragged on my bottom. After adjusting my sitting position, I said hi to her. She said hi back and not wasting her time, she went rambling about whatever crossed her mind that time. Actually, talking to her always gives me this warm, fuzzy feeling. Changes are not present even though we enrolled different schools for six years. (Ignoring the fact she had grown quite tall, that is ^^; )

At one point, she told me that she is on her way to complete 1000 origamis. 'She sure had lot time at hand', I thought first, but then she explained that she was very busy in past few weeks. Concerned, I asked the purpose of making those folded papers. Is her friend sick or something? The answer was very surprising to me. She proudly said that the papers are for me... and then she apologized that she 'only' managed 300 of it. I... I was not sure what to say after that, I could only stuttered... that I never gave her anything. 

Her birthday is two months away... I wonder if I could get her something decent.

What is nice enough to cover that, anyway? AAARRGHHH